and I will push the plane to the gate.

我来把飞机推到舱门
Maggie's a lucky girl.

玛姬真是幸运啊
No one's asked us to switch over to the Emergency Broadcasting System,

没人让我们切换到紧急广播系统
so there isn't a North Korean missile headed towards San Diego.

所以不是朝鲜导弹飞向圣地亚哥
No one knows anything at the CDC,

疾病控制中心没有丝毫消息
so a vial of smallpox hasn't been dropped

所以没有人把天花病毒
in the middle of Madison Square Garden.

洒到麦迪逊广场花园
We have a computer that monitors all the police scanners

我们有台电脑监控所有警方无线电
and listens for certain words.

并注意特定关键词
There's been no act of domestic terrorism,

所以没有发生国内恐怖袭击
though there is a frat party at Michigan State

不过密西根州立大学有个兄弟会派对
that's about to get broken up.

快要被警方打断了