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You know what? Why don't you just send it to me?
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Christy knows the address.
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Amber! 434-6603!
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Why don't you tell Daddy
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what a downtown Chicago hospital is really like?
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Patient brought in with chills, nausea, ischemia, clearly in shock.
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Did you do a CBC?
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Excuse me, our protocols didn't exist when you went to medical school.
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Oh! Yes, I've been under a rock these past 30 years.
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How many transdermal intubations have you personally done?
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My dear, I teach medicine.
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I no longer sully my hands touching actual patients.