来自《相思成灾 第0集》

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  So I keep hoping that I'll grow into it.
  所以我一直还抱有希望
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  That maybe one day I'll wake up and I'll feel...
  希望有一天 我醒过来 觉得
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  - What? - In love!
  -什么 -突然爱上他了
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  You know, dizzy and feverish and nauseous...
  那种眩晕 狂热 还有一点想吐的感觉
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  That's not love, Jacks. That's the flu.
  那不是爱情 阿杰 那是流感
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  Well, at least I'm trying! You big cynic.
  但至少我在努力 你真喜欢冷嘲热讽
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  I'm not a cynic!
  我才不是冷嘲热讽
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  When's the last time you even considered falling in love?
  你上一次爱上某人是什么时候
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  Today!
  今天
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  I'm not talking about some character in a novel or a movie.
  书里或者电影里角色可不算数
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  Neither am I.
  我知道
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  - What? - What?
  -什么 -什么