He's fallen madly in love.

他深陷爱情漩涡了
- Yeah? With who? - I don't know. Neither does he.

-爱上谁 -不知道他自己也不知道
Right!

太好了
Speaking of boyfriends, how's what's his name?

说到男朋友他叫什么名字
- You mean Freedom? - Freedom.

-你说弗里德吗 -弗里德
- What kind of name is Freedom? - Jamaican, darling.

-这算哪门子的名字 -牙买加人名字
- Why didn't he come to brunch? - We had a row about his car.

-他怎么没来 -我们为车的事儿吵架了
I told him I don't generally get into vehicles

我说一辆还不如我的手提包值钱的车
that cost less than my handbag.

我是不会坐的
And he accused me of being a spoiled bitch

他骂我是个被宠坏的婊子
who's only in love with his skin color.

只是喜欢他的肤色而已
Which is surprisingly insightful for someone

对于一个整天抽得天昏地暗的人来说