来自《相思成灾 第0集》

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  Yes, it is. You're absolutely right. Peter.
  是的 你完全正确 彼得
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  That's a good start. Well done you!
  这是个好的开始 干的不错
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  OK, Peter, I think I can help you.
  很好 彼得 我想我能帮你
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  - You do? - I do.
  -你可以 -我可以
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  I think you are stuck in that pre relationship
  我想你还停留在感情酝酿期
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  moment of infatuation and you need to be reminded
  也就是热恋期 你要记住
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  that a real relationship has many, many, many more stages.
  一段真正的感情是有许多阶段的
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  Stages. I like that.
  阶段 我喜欢
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  Relationships are best measured by farting.
  衡量感情的阶段 最好用放屁来作对比
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  Excuse me?
  你说什么
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  The stages of a relationship can be defined by farting.
  感情的不同阶段能用放屁来阐述
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  Stage 1 is the conspiracy of silence.
  第一阶段 不作为阶段