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This heralds a period of deeper intimacy.
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A period I like to call the 'fart honeymoon'.
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Where both parties find each other's gas just the cutest thing in the world.
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But of course no honeymoon can last forever.
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And so we reach the critical fork in the fart.
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Either the fart loses its power to amuse and embarrass,
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thereby signifying true love or else,
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it begins to annoy and disgust.
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Thereby symbolizing all that is blocked
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and rancid in the formerly beloved.
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Do you see what I'm getting at?
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Peter? Peter?