baby showers. You know, for the money.

婴儿照你知道是为了挣钱
But I met a girl at a party,

我在聚会上认识了一个女孩儿
she owns a gallery,

她有一间私人画室
and she said she might show my work there, so...

她说可以让我在那里展出我的作品
That's really cool. How'd you do that?

真是太酷了那张你是怎么照的
You leave the shutter open. The hard part's staying still,

打开快门让相机保持不动
otherwise you're just a blur like the cars in the background.

不然照出的东西就和背景里的车一样模糊
I'm gonna go splash some water on my face.

我去洗把脸
So make yourself at home.

随便一点儿
Wait, he just landed on your doorstep?

等等他就坐在你的门阶上等吗
Honey, that's perfect.

甜心那很完美
Don't get excited, he lives 400 miles away.

不要这么兴奋他住在四百英里以外