Stupid dead phone.

破电话
Hey, it's not all you got.

那不是你的一切
I know. I know. I didn't mean that.

我懂我懂我不是那个意思
Yesterday, I poached an egg.

昨天我煮了鸡蛋
It seemed like the perfect thing to do

相比于有史以来第二倒霉的工作日
On perhaps the second worst workday in recorded history.

那简直是棒极了
Explain to me how you've never eaten an egg in your whole life.

告诉我你怎么可能一生中都没吃过鸡蛋
I've had eggs in, like, cakes.

我当然吃过蛋糕里的
Never had an "egg" egg.

只是没试过仅是鸡蛋的鸡蛋
I was a very willful child.

我小时候很任性的
It's simmering.

正炖着呢
I had this notion, god knows why,

我下意识的认为