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Lobster thermidor is coming up,
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And I am going to have to murder and dismember a crustacean.
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How will I ever do this?
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Last night our sleep machine, the one we have by our bed
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To drown out
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The noise of freight trucks rumbling past our apartment,
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Was speaking to me. And it was saying,
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"Lobster killer.”
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"lobster killer, lobster killer, lobster killer."
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One of my readers said that if you put lobsters in the freezer,
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It sort of numbs them.
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Then I got another comment that said,