That I had a meltdown over my aspic

我的肉冻失败了
And vowed to transform myself into a better human being.

我从而发誓要做的更好
and then I was trussing the poulet normande,

但随后在我缝诺曼底鸡的时候
Which is roast chicken stuffed

就是将烤鸡
with chicken livers and cream cheese,

里面塞满鸡肝和奶酪
And it fell on the floor and the stuffing fell out into a big gooey mess.

鸡掉在了地上里面粘粘的东西弄了一地
So, long story short, another meltdown.

长话短说吧我又失败了
This is crazy.

这太崩溃了
Worse than the last.

比上次还糟
I can't even truss.

我连缝鸡都不会
And I cried like a small, emotionally disturbed child.

我哭得像个有情绪障碍的小孩子一样
I'm a mess.

我是一团糟