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otherwise the chi or the spirit of the house doesn't move.
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Then she moves from my living room into my bedroom
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and that place is a horror show.
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My closet is a disaster.
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I have too many of the wrong kind of hangers
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and I don't have enough scarves to match my ensemble.
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And my dresser drawers are pitiful. And she's throwing out...
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Oh, I can't wear matching pyjamas
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only pyjama bottoms and a T-shirt.
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Then she hops on my bed, and it's too hard!
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Who lives here? The Flintstones?
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Ow, Bamm-Bamm, you hurt my neck.