- I'm smiling. - Oh, yeah, like the Joker after three martinis.

-我笑呢 -笑得跟喝多了的小丑似的
If they help, they help.

就算是喝多了我也笑了
You can't even have a date night now.

现在你连晚上约个会都不能
You can't even chilloot for one minute!

就不能放松一分钟
"Chilloot"? Did you just use the word "Chilloot"?

放松你刚才说放松了吗
Did that come from a Canadian blogger thesaurus?

是从加拿大博客词库来的吗
Come on, let's just go home. Get in the car.

拜托回家吧上车
Could you please just hold on to the cheesecake

能不能劳烦你拿着起司蛋糕
so it doesn't slide back and forth?

免得它前后滑
I'm allergic to cheesecake.

我对起司蛋糕过敏
- Is that too much to ask? - Have you forgotten?

-这个要求过分吗 -你忘了吗
Oh, my God. What, are you...

天哪什么你...