I'm your dirty girl, bad boy.

我是你的下流女孩坏男孩
Jesus, hell, and tomorrow.

我勒个去
Mercy!

梅赛
Oh, shit.

靠
Fortune cookies! Chinese food tells you the future!

幸运饼干中餐预知你的未来
Sushi is fresh out of the sea. Tempura is fresh out of the oil.

寿司新鲜"出海" 天妇罗新鲜"出油"
Accent on fr-fr-fresh!

重点在于新鲜
But it won't keep overnight like Kung Pao chicken.

但是它不能像宫保鸡丁一样放过夜
Those flavours the next day are deep and delicious.

隔天更入味更好吃
Samurais are amazing chefs!

日本武士都是了不起的大厨
I weigh, like, 90 pounds.

我体重大约九十磅
What's my 2:00 a.m. meal after a couple of puffs?

半夜两点吃完泡芙再吃点什么呢