来自《拉瑞·克劳第0集》

The old guys make you dress up in goofy costumes

老海员们会让你穿上滑稽的衣服
and you have to sing these bawdy songs.

唱那些恶心的歌
And they play practical jokes on you.

然后再寻你开心
When I did it for the first time, years ago,

我第一次穿越赤道的时候很久之前
a chief petty officer ordered me to stand watch

一个军士长命令我站着别动
until I saw the equator as we passed it,

直到我看到船穿越了赤道
and I would recognize it by the big posts

我认出了赤道因为每隔一百码
that were sunk into the ocean floor and spaced every 100 yards.

都有一根直入海底的大柱子
And, obviously, I never hit my rack that night.

显然我那晚一直不能入睡
Remember the old commercial for the Navy?

还记得海军那部老宣传片吗
"Join the Navy, see the world"?

加入海军周游世界
Well, it's true. I did.

一点不假我亲身经历了