来自《随波逐流 第0集》

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  Have you ever thought about the time
  你难道就没想过
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  that she's actually gonna walk into your office...
  要是她真来你办公室
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  ...and sees that I'm your assistant receptionist?
  然后看到我是你的助理兼接待 她会怎么想
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  So easy. I'm a plastic surgeon,
  你就放心吧 我可是整形医生
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  you will never look like you again.
  你以后就不长这个样了
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  - Snip, snap. Chip, chap. - What are you talking about?
  -剪剪剪 咔嚓 -你乱说什么啊
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  I'm kidding. I'll get you a fake mustache.
  开个玩笑嘛 给你弄个假胡子
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  Oh, my God, you've really, really not thought this through.
  天啊 你压根什么都没想好
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  Will you please just look at some clothes?
  你就不能好好挑挑衣服
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  Look at that. I don't wear...
  你看那个 我不穿那种
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  I have clothes, by the way.
  另外 我自己有衣服
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  I do not need to do any of this. I'm fine.
  我才不需要这些呢 我这样已经很好了