All right, now,

好这次
let's just laugh at something I say, because I'm a funny dad.

我说了个笑话让你们笑死了因为我是个幽默的爸爸
You're very close with me, and you think I'm funny, and...

你靠着我站你觉得我很好笑然后
Why are we always laughing?

为什么我们总在笑
Is there something wrong with us?

我们有毛病吗
No. You're just amused by everything I say. So, here we go.

不你被我逗乐了快
Can we take a break? Do something really fun?

能歇会吗玩点真正好玩的
No, we're not doing anything fun, man.

我们不是在玩
We're here to fake having fun.

我们是假装很好玩
Come on. Right to the camera.

来对着镜头
Don't worry. We never have fun with our real dad either.

算了反正跟真正爸爸也没开心过
All right. How's this?

好要不这样