来自《拜见岳父大人3 第0集》

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  You got to hear this, honey.
  你一定得听听这个 宝贝
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  There's a little speaker inside.
  里面有个小喇叭呢
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  And the faster you go, the louder it gets.
  你抽插得越快 它声音就越大
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  You know what? Mom, Pam and I are fine.
  得了吧 妈 我跟潘美都好好的
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  We don't need musical condoms.
  我们不需要这些音乐套子
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  Honey, every couple can use a little stimulation.
  孩子 每对情侣都需要催情
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  Oh, by the way, interesting episode last week.
  顺便说一句 上周节目挺有意思
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  Which one? "Masturbation Through The Ages"?
  哪个 "自慰面面观"吗
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  I thought we agreed
  我还以为咱们说好了
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  you weren't gonna talk about me on the air anymore.
  你不会在节目里提到我呢
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  Please, it was just a little anecdote about
  得了吧 那只是说了个由于自慰过度
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  carpal tunnel syndrome from excessive self-pleasuring.
  引发腕管综合症的轶事罢了