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You surely can.
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How come you're afraid of lizards?
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Henry, that's a very good question. And I'll tell you why.
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When I was stationed in the Mekong Delta during the Vietnam War,
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a tiny gecko crawled into my ear one night and laid its eggs.
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And I had to endure the torturous probing of our unit's medic
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to remove the lizard larvae from my ear canal
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before they hatched into my brain.
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Jack.
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Cool.
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Yuck.
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Yes, thanks for sharing that, dad.