来自《少男老爸 第2季 第12集 第12集》

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  Who will never compare to you.
  但是他和你是无法相提并论的
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  - Saved it. - Yeah, not really.
  -圆场成功 -成功个屎
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  Well, I'm pretty sure Emma won't be using
  我肯定艾玛是穿不了
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  Danny's old christening gown.
  丹尼洗礼时穿的袍子了
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  Oh, the big and tall store didn't have a baby section,
  特大尺码商店里没有儿童专区
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  so we just went to the curtain barn.
  所以我们就去了窗帘店
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  What happened to mine?
  那我的洗礼服呢
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  Oh, Benji, you were the second child.
  本啊 你是家里的老二
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  We just put you in an old T-shirt
  我们当时就给你穿了件旧T恤
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  and ran your head under the hose out back.
  然后用外面的水管给你洗了洗
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  Good news at the mailboxes today, people.
  大家伙 今天邮筒里有好消息哦
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  Emma got envelopes stuffed with cash.
  艾玛收到了装着现金的信封