Thank you. I know.

谢谢我知道
But no points for butt kissing,

但拍马屁是没用的
So here is the essay portion of

这里是共由三部分组成的
a three-part godfather elimination competition--

教父筛选竞赛的短文部分
"Why Riley should pick me."

主题是"为什么莱丽应该选我"
You know, I'm not a very good test taker.

你懂得我不太擅长考试
We can use more than one of these, right?

我们的论述可以超过一页对吧
Pour me a beer, son. We got something to celebrate.

给我来杯啤酒儿子我们要庆祝一下
What? You found a child you didn't know you had

为啥是因为你发现自己有了个始料不及的孩子
and stole its money too?

并且还偷用了他的钱吗
No. I convinced Aunt Betty to get back into the Wheeler business.

不是啦我说服了贝蒂姨妈重回维勒家族的怀抱
- You did?! - Yup.

-你真这么做了 -必须的啊