来自《少男老爸 第2季 第12集 第12集》

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  And you know, I'm under my bed sobbing
  我坐在床下抽泣
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  and I'm eating double-stuffed cookies.
  吃着双层夹心饼干
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  I'm scribbling in my diary with my sparkly pen
  用亮闪闪的笔在我的日记上
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  "I love Oliver" over and over again.
  一遍又一遍地涂写着"我爱奥利弗"
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  What do you do?
  你该怎么办
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  Okay, that seems like a lot of unnecessary detail.
  这些好像都是不相关的细节
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  He was gorgeous and I loved him.
  他帅呆了而且我是爱他的
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  And, if I recall, I beat the crap out of him.
  如果让我想起这个的话 我会把他痛扁一顿
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  Bam, I rest my case.
  我结案了哈
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  Hello, Bonnie, are you alone?
  你好 邦妮 就你一个人在吗
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  Oh, Steve. Finally I turned one back.
  哦 史蒂夫 终于有个浪子回头的基佬了
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  I'll assume there's a less-gay man standing behind me.
  我就假装后面站着一个没那么弯的男同志吧