And it's not boyfriends. It's one boyfriend.

另外没有"们" 就一个男友
- So he's your boyfriend? - I guess he is.

-那他确实是你男友 -我想是的
I mean, that's what you call him?

你就这么叫他吗
I call him Wade.

我叫他韦德
- When you introduce him, do you say... - Yes!

-你向别人介绍时管他叫 -是的
How do you introduce the Netflix queue of crazy divorced women

你又怎么向别人介绍与你共度良宵的
with digitally remastered breasts you spend your nights with?

那一丛丛胸怀大器的离婚疯女人
You see anyone with me right now?

你看我现在有伴儿吗
Of course not. If you'd asked someone out on New Year's Eve,

现在当然不会若是除夕夜约人
that would mean you were in a real relationship.

就表示你对感情是认真的
Oh, please. Tell me more about real relationships.

拜托多教教我什么叫对感情认真
I'm not keeping myself in jail anymore.

我不要再把自己困在牢笼中了