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- Hi. - Hi.
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- Hi. - I'm so sorry.
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- Can I talk to you a moment? - Really?
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- Yeah. - She wants to warn you that I'm a gossip columnist.
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Oh, that's not it. I promise.
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- She's a gossip columnist. - No, she writes features.
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"TMI" had Jennifer Aniston on the cover this week.
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You know who they had last week? Jennifer Aniston.
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- Know who they had the week before? - Are you a subscriber?
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They have it at my nail place.
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- Oh, do you go to Cuti-cles? - Yes.
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- Ba-Ling? - Yes.