You don't have to write gossip.

你没必要写八卦
I work for a gossip magazine.

八卦就是我的工作
Are we gonna go back to flirting

你是想继续调情
or are you gonna keep putting me down?

还是继续羞辱我
I'm not putting you down. I'm just saying that

我不是羞辱你我只是说
what you do is a really bad form of pollution

你这种工作纯粹是在排污
that makes us dumber and meaner and is destroying civilization.

把人们弄得又笨又刻薄危害文明建设
I'm saying, with all possible respect,

我这么说不是对你不敬
that I would have more respect for you if you were a heroin dealer.

只是相比之下我更敬重毒贩子
And I'm speaking professionally, not personally.

我是针对这个职业不是针对你
Okay, Will.

威尔
I'm speaking personally when I say fuck you.

我却要说句针对你的话去死