Whoa, Nelly!

给我打住
"But the Tea Party foe got a face full of bubbly

这位茶党仇敌吃豆腐不成
instead of what he was looking for."

反被泼了一脸
"McAvoy was wearing a $4,000 custom-made tuxedo

麦卡沃伊身穿价值四千元的定制礼服
and a dumb look on his face."

呆若木鸡
There are a couple of factual errors in that story.

这篇报道有两大错误
Please let there be more than a couple.

拜托千万别只有两条
First of all, I'm a registered Republican.

第一我是注册共和党员
I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes

我看着像自由派是因为我认为
are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage.

导致飓风的原因是高气压而不是同性婚姻
Second, I wasn't making a pass at her.

第二我没有非礼她
I was rejecting a pass from her

而是不让她非礼我