who are being turned into a bunch of old ladies with hair dryers on our heads

全都变成了头戴干发帽的老太太
gorging ourselves on the staged mis...

沉迷于别人故意安排的错...
it's just... God, it's so plainly bad, Monica.

就是...神啊这样不好莫妮卡
It's called a guilty pleasure.

这叫内疚并快乐着
The chocolate souffle on this menu is a guilty pleasure.

菜单上的巧克力蛋奶酥才叫内疚并快乐着
The Archies singing "Sugar, Sugar" is a guilty pleasure.

阿奇乐队唱《蜜糖蜜糖》才叫内疚并快乐着
Human cockfighting makes us mean and desensitizes...

人们争来斗去变得又刻薄又麻木
Wait, are you saying that I'm mean and insensitive?

等等你是说我又刻薄又麻木吗
You... you are a smart, accomplished woman.

你...你是个聪颖有成的女人
You work for a US Senator.

并供职于美国议员
Am I mean and insensitive?

我又刻薄又麻木吗
Yes, but thank goodness you met me in time.

是但所幸你及时遇上了我