God, these guys are good.

这些人真要命
Well, now we're putting out a statement.

这次必须发声明了
- No. - Not from you.

-不行 -不用你来
- From your spokesperson. - Not from any person.

-找发言人来 -谁也别来
Mr. McAvoy has been the victim of a comical series of misunderstandings.

麦卡沃伊是一系列滑稽误会的受害者
No way. However, I want to depose every waiter,

没门但我要传召每一个我给过小费的
bartender, doorman, and valet to whom I have ever given a tip.

服务生酒吧招待门童泊车员
That might be unrealistic.

现实一点吧
I am beloved in the service industries.

服务行业爱死我了
Hey, I've been meaning to ask you, how's the dating going?

我一直想问你约会得如何了
You know what?

我倒是问你
How many women did you date before you finally found the one?

你找到真命天女前谈了多少次