You are literally begging to be arrested. You know that?

你这是明摆着想被拘留知道吗
If it means you would actually do it, then, yeah. But you won't.

前提是你真会那么做但是你不会
Because if you did, it means that you,

因为如果你那么做了那就意味着你
and the FBI,

还有联邦调查局
and your friends at Interpol,

以及你的国际刑警朋友
actually believe, at an institutional level, in magic.

一直以来都相信魔术的真实性
The press would have a field day.

一定会让媒体哗然的
And we'd be even more famous than we already are.

至于我们会变得比现在还出名
And you guys would look like idiots

而你们只会被看成一群白痴
even more then you already are.

虽然已经是了
Well, no, not you. But him. Right?

不没说你说的是他
You have, what we in the business, like to call,

用我们的行话说就是你们会