How should I put it?

怎么说呢
Corked.

憋屈
Oh, I am?

是吗
Now, recognizing that you have physical needs not being met,

现在既然你的生理需求得不到满足
and strictly in the vein of helping a sister out,

本着友爱互助的原则
I invite you to think of me as your own personal corkscrew.

你可以考虑一下让我做你的私人备胎
Wow. Thanks.

我谢谢你
Let me mull over that offer of cheap and meaningless sex.

让我好好考虑一下你说的廉价且无聊的性爱建议
Cheap and meaningless, maybe, but not time-consuming.

廉价且无聊但也高效省时啊
We should be getting there a few minutes early.

我们可能会提前几分钟抵达
So, sit back, relax.

请坐好放轻松
We should be in the Big Easy soon.

我们即将在新奥尔良着陆