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Okay, see, the prerequisite for a joke is that it be funny.
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It's never been funny.
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Computer, Agent K and Boris the Animal.
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Men in Black incident report, July, 1969.
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Location, Cape Canaveral.
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Perpetrator Boris the Animal escaped and fled Earth.
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Assumed to have returned
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to planet Boglodotia 20 light-years away.
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Agent K pronounced dead at scene.
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Awarded posthumous commendation for action
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which prevented greater loss of human life.
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That's not what happened.