he was trying to channel like a Viking ancestor or something,

他可能是想模仿维京祖先什么的
and believed he was at some medieval banquet,

觉得自己处身于中世纪的宴会
and he tried picking the soup bowl up.

所以他要把碗拿起来
The thing is, you have to remember though that this is pressure fed

要记得这东西是靠压力的
and he picks it up

他把碗拿起来
and it comes out of the table like a coral snake

那些管子像珊瑚蛇一样爬出桌子
and then squirts all over him.

喷了他一身
I mean the guy across from him stood up

然后坐他对面的男人站起来
and knocked his chair over,

把自己的椅子都撞翻了
and the woman--there's a woman next to him

坐在他旁边女人
who did one of these Friday the 13th screams.

发出那种黑色星期五的尖叫
Well here's--what we weren't so interested in was how much people ate,

我们其实对人们的食量不太感兴趣