That's not gonna happen obviously.

决不可能
Please keep your voice down.

能不能小点声
- Me keep my voice down? - just do it. just get rid of the dog!

-我声音大吗 -小点声把狗给丢了
Everybody gets rid of their dogs. it's just a dog.

大家都这样的只不过是条狗
And I'm just a husband.

我也不过是个丈夫
You gonna get rid of me when I misbehave?

我犯错也要把我扔了吗
- I've thought about it. - well, that makes two of us.

-我也这么想过 -正好我也这样想了
What do you have to complain about?

你要抱怨什么
- What do i- - because you're such a joy to be around?

我吗你觉得我在这里很开心吗
You're such a jerk.

你这个混蛋
So nice to walk in the door, feel like you're joining a chain gang.

我一进门就感觉你像在做苦役一样
Just a jerk!

混蛋