Lay down here for a second.

在这躺一会
Take a load off.

放下包袱
Yeah. it's actually nice down here.

啊这里真不错
This might be better.

这样好一点
- It'd be twice a week, 600 words. - and what's the subject?

-一星期两次 600字 -主题是什么
You know, everyday stuff. the stuff we all go through

你知道日常生活我们的日常生活
but funnier.

一种更有趣的日常生活
I don't get it, john. I thought you came here to be a reporter.

我不明白我以为你是来做记者的
I know I did, but I think we both know that isn't me.

没错但你也知道那不是真正的我
- I'm a columnist- a good one. - excuse me, john.

-我是专栏作家优秀的作家 -打断一下
Your wife's on the phone. she said it's important.

你妻子打电话来说有很重要的事
Okay, I'll be right there.

好的马上过来