来自《不求回报 第0集》

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  - You guys liked it? Like really? - Yeah.
  -你们喜欢吗 真的喜欢吗 -当然
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  - But Wallace cried. - So?
  -但华莱士哭了 -那又怎么样
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  It reminded me of my senior prom.
  我想起我高中的舞会了
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  I got a hand job on the dance floor
  放《谁把狗放出来》这歌时
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  to "Who Let The Dogs Out."
  有人在舞池里帮我打飞机
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  Hey. Sorry. OK, so there's good news, bad news.
  打扰一下 好消息和坏消息
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  The bad news is, Megan is remarkably drunk.
  坏消息是 梅根醉得不省人事了
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  Seriously, she was, like, trying to take her shirt off.
  醉到一直想脱衣服
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  But the good news is, she wants to put you on staff.
  好消息就是 她想请你工作
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  - Really? - So... Yeah.
  -真的吗 -是的
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  - That's amazing. - Yeah, so she... Yeah.
  -太好了 -可不是
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  - Thank you. - So, you're a paid writer.
  -谢谢 -你现在是个职业作家了