来自《弯刀 第0集》

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  Make sure you wipe those boots off.
  记得把鞋子擦干净了
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  Don't want you carrying shit in the house.
  可不想让你带着屎在屋里走来走去
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  You ever notice how you let a Mexican into your home
  你怎么让一个墨西哥人进屋子了
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  just because he's got gardening tools?
  就因为他拿了园艺工具?
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  I mean, no questions asked. You just let him right in.
  问都不问 你就那么让他进去了
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  He could have, you know, a chainsaw or a machete.
  他可能有电锯或者弯刀
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  Stop it!
  住手
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  Damn it, that hurt!
  妈的 很疼
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  If your father ever saw me doing this...
  如果你爸爸看见我这样...
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  Mom, everyone is gonna see you do this. It's the Internet.
  妈妈 每个人都会看见的 那可是上网
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  This is what my viewers wanna see online.
  我网上的粉丝喜欢看到这些
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  Hey. You're not the usual guy.
  你很与众不同啊