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Come on, you can talk to girls now.
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It shouldn't be hard for you to meet someone new.
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How can I meet someone new
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when everywhere I look, I see Lucy's face?
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Tell me you don't see her smile
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in the crust of this chicken pot pie.
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Oh, will you stop it!
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Now, listen to me.
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There's a welcome party for incoming post-docs tonight.
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Go to it and meet someone
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who isn't made of grease or pie.
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You think you're so cool because your wife is a person?