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I fingered a girl for the first time
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at the opening night party.
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She was incredibly dry, Hank.
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I think I was hurting her.
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She cried.
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Nothing like a sweet, little Chuck Runkle coming-of-age story
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to make you want to stab yourself in the dick.
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Done. Hit it!
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Where's my weed?
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- We're out. - Well, you can't really have whiskey,
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weed, and Warren Zevon without the weed.
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I know. I'll pick some up on the way back.