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So good luck extraditing his fat Russian ass.
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Wait.
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He's a hacker-cracker extraordinaire.
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This guy can hijack random desktops
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All around the world,
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Turn them into zombies that do his bidding.
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For instance,
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He can make it so, 20 or 30,000
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Little donations come in from all over the U.S. and Canada.
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10, 20, 50 bucks a pop,
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All paid in-full, nice and neat, untraceable,
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From the good-hearted people of the world