hoping for some kind of...

期望着有类似...
some kind of fucking horror show,

类似他妈的恐怖秀
some kind of fucking horror show,

类似他妈的恐怖秀
to mark the stupidest [bleep]ing holiday...

来纪念这个由贺卡公司
a greeting card company ever invented?

创造出来的愚蠢节日
Eloquent, Sheriff. You make us look like an inbred mining community.

好口才警长你让这看起来像天然矿区
Eloquent, Sheriff. You make us look like an inbred mining community.

好口才警长你让这看起来像天然矿区
We are an inbred mining community, Ben.

我们就是天然矿区 Ben
So you got any coffee in this joint?

这店里有咖啡吗?
What's so funny?

笑什么?
Your boss. County Sheriff Axel Palmer.

你的头头 Axel Palmer警长
If only your old man could see you now.

你老爸在天上会为你骄傲的