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Left me his scissors in his will.
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- President Lincoln, sir? - Evening, boys.
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We saw you at, we...
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- We were at, at... - We was at Gettysburg!
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You boys fight at Gettysburg?
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Naw, we didn't fight there. We just signed up last month.
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We saw him two years ago at the cemetery dedication.
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Yeah, we heard you speak.
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We, damn, damn damn!
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Hey, how tall are you anyway?!
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Jeez, shut up!
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Could you hear what I said?