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From Jeff City, President.
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Mr. Jolly. Ma'am.
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This by the fire is Secretary of State Seward.
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Jeff City.
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I heard tell once of a Jefferson City lawyer,
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who had a parrot that'd wake him each morning,
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crying out,
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"Today is the day the world shall end as scripture has foretold".
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And one day, the lawyer shot him
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for the sake of peace and quiet, I presume,
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thus fulfilling, for the bird at least, its prophecy.
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There's only one tollbooth in Jeff City, to the southwest,