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A sad day for the sport of horse racing.
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Secretariat banned for life from competition.
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It's a disgrace is what it is. This is the '70s.
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You can't cheat in sports and get away with it.
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You know, I think it just goes to show you,
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you can be the fastest runner in the world,
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but you can't outrun the truth.
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And traffic is jammed today coming into Louisville.
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Looks like some idiot parked his car on the bridge.
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And the Golden Globe for Best Comedy or Musical goes to
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BoJack Horseman,
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my friend, for his book One Trick Pony.