we'll have no need to investigate them.

我们就不需要调查它们
You have always taken such a lively,

你一直都对我家的账本
even prosecutorial interest in my household accounts.

有着强烈的检察兴趣
Your household accounts have always been so interesting.

那是因为您家的账务让人感兴趣
Yes, thank you, it's true,

谢谢这倒是真的
the miracles I have wrought out of fertilizer bills and cutlery invoices,

摆平农务和伙食的账务可真是奇迹
but I had to!

不过我必须做到
Four years ago, when the president and I arrived,

四年前当我和总统到这里时
this was pure pigsty.

这里跟猪窝一样
Tobacco stains in the turkey carpets.

土耳其地毯上尽是烟草污渍
Mushrooms, green as the moon, sprouting from the ceilings!

天花板上长着月光般泛绿的蘑菇
And a pauper's pittance allotted for improvements.

还有少得可怜的维护预算