来自《林肯 第0集》

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  Ethan Allen went to London to help
  伊森·艾伦去了伦敦和国王处理
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  our new country conduct its business with the king.
  我们新生国家的相关事宜
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  The English sneered at how rough we are,
  不管到哪里英国人总嘲笑我们粗野
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  and rude and simple-minded and on like that,
  鲁莽和愚笨之类的
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  everywhere he went, till one day he was
  有一天他被邀请
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  invited to the townhouse of a great English lord.
  去一个英国贵族的别墅
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  Dinner was served, beverages imbibed,
  吃过晚餐 喝过饮料
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  time passed, as happens, and
  时间慢慢过去
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  Mr. Allen found he needed the privy.
  艾伦先生想上厕所
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  He was grateful to be directed thence.
  于是有人带他去洗手间 他十分感激
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  Relieved, you might say.
  或者说是十分爽
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  Now, Mr. Allen discovered on entering the water closet
  可艾伦先生发现厕所门口