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I know maybe a dozen reporters, guys you know, too,
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who tell me they've been pitching you this story
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for almost a year with no luck.
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Yeah, I'm not crazy about being interviewed in print.
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Print journalists play it fast and loose with exclamation points.
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I love the news becomes I love the news!
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Suddenly I'm deranged.
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- So why now? - Huh?
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Why are you agreeing to this piece now?
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- Don't happen to have a cigarette? - No.
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- Why now? - Ah, right here.