everybody's offered the cover and I get to pick the writer.

都想让我上封面记者随我挑
I'm going with "New York Magazine" And you.

我挑了《纽约杂志》和你
So, you okay with the audition?

同意试用吗
Are you prepared to talk about your Republicanism?

你准备好谈谈你的共和党身份了吗
You say that like I've got polio.

说得跟我得了小儿麻痹症似的
Are you prepared to talk about having polio?

你准备好谈谈小儿麻痹症了吗
I grew up in a town outside of town outside Lincoln, Nebraska.

我在内布拉斯加州林肯市的远郊长大
My hometown was a road.

我老家就是条公路
I was a college freshman before I met a Democrat.

我读大一前都没见过民主党人
What about our history?

我俩的旧事怎么办
Brian, your problem with me back in the day

布莱恩你当年看我不爽
was that I was a moderate, sane Republican

是因为我是一名温和理智的共和党人