or that your ratings tank.

或是你的收视率直线下降
Say something if I'm wrong, say nothing if I'm right.

我错了就反驳我不说话我就是说对了
For what it's worth, I'd cave, too.

其实换做我我也会屈服的
No serious journalist would ever agree to the demands I made on Friday.

认真的新闻人都不会同意我周五提出的要求
So for what it's worth, you already did.

其实你已经屈服了
Are you ready to answer questions about the newsletter?

你准备好回答通讯稿的问题了吗
- I haven't read it. - The mock debate's Friday.

-我还没看过 -周五就要模拟辩论了
No, I'm being Ron Paul right now. I didn't write it.

不我在演罗恩·保罗呢不是我写的
I've never read it. I've never heard it.

我从没看过也没听说过
It's got my name on it, I've made money from it.

上面有我的名字我拿它赚了钱
The newsletters would get a standing ovation at a Klan rally,

通讯稿一定能在三K党集会上博得热烈掌声
but you should stop asking me questions about them.

但你们别再问我通讯稿的事了