How do we get the best guests?

如何找到最合适的嘉宾
There's a guy you're gonna have to deal with named Dylan Kagin.

你们可以找一个叫迪伦·卡金的人
He's like the Broadway Danny Rose of tabloid suffering.

他相当于小报界的丹尼玫瑰
He's an agent?

他是经纪人吗
You ever ask yourself why of all the missing kids and murdered coeds,

你可曾想过为何大多数失踪儿童和被害少年
most of them go unnoticed and some become national scandals?

都乏人问津而少数案件却能震惊全国
Sex appeal.

性别长相
Right, but someone's got to find Lana Turner sitting at the drugstore counter.

对但也得有人在药店发现拉娜·特纳
Dylan Kagin gropes through the trailer park of American jurisprudence

迪伦·卡金搜遍庭审记录档案
for what he calls "Oh, my God" stories.

寻找所谓"我的天呐"类故事
Then he drops in on the victims, the accused, the jurors, the cops,

然后他走访被害人被告陪审员警员
whoever he can sell to the press, the networks, and the studios.

把他们推销给媒体电视网工作室