来自《一天 第0集》

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  Sometimes, Emma, I think the only way
  艾玛 有时我会想
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  I'm going to see my name up in lights
  要想让我的名字在灯光下闪耀
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  is if I change it to Emergency Exit.
  唯一的办法就是我改名叫"紧急出口"
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  Anyway, I'm doing an improvisation night at the moment.
  总之 我现在正在即兴演出
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  Mr. Giggles. Not his real name.
  哈哈先生 不是他的真名
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  But I think I'm gonna stick to the more observational material.
  现在我更忠于表象
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  I've got this whole thing at the moment
  在搞懂猫咪和狗狗差别的时候
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  about the difference between cats and dogs.
  我领悟了这一点
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  Hey, please stop.
  别说了
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  Okay. Do you know what the hardest thing
  好吧 你知道做一个喜剧演员
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  about being a stand-up comedian is?
  最困难的事情是什么吗
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  Is it the clothes?
  服装吗