I will murder you.

我就杀了你
I won't do that.

我不会
You swear?

你发誓
Yeah, I swear. I swear.

我发誓我发誓
I would like to thank everyone for coming to our wedding.

谢谢各位来参加我们的婚礼
For what can only be described as a whirlwind romance.

我们的故事可以被称作旋风爱情史
Pause for laughter.

停顿一下让大家笑
Seriously,

说真的
when people ask how Emma and I first met,

当人们问起我和艾玛第一次见面时
I tell them that we grew up together.

我就告诉他们我俩是青梅竹马
Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah.

怎样怎样之类的
You're not going to say, "Blah, blah, blah," On the day, are you?

那天你不会说"怎样怎样之类的"吧